I know I’m too old to be on MADE but why can’t I still be made. I mean, I still live in my mom’s basement, I watch porn 4 hours a day, jump on Halo for another 2, and I haven’t seen a gym in 7 to 8 years. Again, why can’t I be made. I just want to be made into a productive member of society, maybe get a job, talk to a couple girls, and get a brand new Huffy. How hard would that be? I would fit in with all the recent MADE contestants. Did you notice MTV only picks the dorky dweebs who can’t get a date? They should pick the jocks or the hottest girls for MADE and see if they can improve on their hotness or their athleticism. I mean I was a hot jock and now have nothing to show for it. Thanks a lot MTV. Thanks for ruining my life, I was cool until I was un-MADE. Here’s a hot girl because I have to go straighten my mom’s back hair.
BRUSSELS, Belgium (AP) — The man who would be King of Beers is a no-frills leader without a company car or even his own desk.Carlos Brito, chief executive of brewer InBev SA, says he doesn’t care for perks — and neither should the people who work for him.
“I don’t want the company to give me free beer; I can buy my own beer,” he told Stanford MBA students earlier this year. Read more…
I’m a 46-year-old woman who just started seeing a 55-year-old man. He’s always telling me how excited I get him, how he’s your typical horny male, and how I’m asking for trouble if we make out at the door after lunch. Frankly, he seems all talk. For example, on our much anticipated weekend away in San Francisco, we had two hours to kill at the hotel before dinner. He suggested window shopping. I suggested we “make out on the bed.” (I wanted to say “have wild sex.”) We kissed, and when things started heating up, he said we should head out. When we returned, he said, “So, should we get to it then?” It was so crass, I suggested a movie. He seemed relieved, and we watched “Juno.” Afterward, we started fooling around, but it was bland — as was sex the next morning. I’m frustrated but hoping things will improve over time. Am I too focused on sex? I should say something, but it’s so awkward, and I don’t want to hurt his feelings. Read more…
LOS ANGELES (AP) — IndyMac Bank’s assets were seized by federal regulators on Friday after the mortgage lender succumbed to the pressures of tighter credit, tumbling home prices and rising foreclosures.
The bank is the largest regulated thrift to fail and the second largest financial institution to close in U.S. history, regulators said.
The Office of Thrift Supervision said it transferred IndyMac’s operations to the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation because it did not think the lender could meet its depositors’ demands. Read more…
